List: Your Fad Is So Obvious

• Stockings. They are meant to be worn on the legs during WINTER. They keep your legs warm. Unless you're in some kind of marching band, you can go bare.
• Boots with shorts. The look is cheeky during Spring and Fall, but one hundred and two degree weather? You're screaming.
• Sweaters. Quarter sleeve, half sleeves. It's August. So you wear one in the office. Outside, it's hot.
• Other random winter objects. Scarves. Turtlenecks. They are doing things you don't need right now.